A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 04, 2018
White guy: your a f*cking Corn Baby!
Black guy: shut the hell up!
Hispanic guy: ha! Look at the Corn Baby!
Asian: I will kick your a*s if you ever call me that again!
Black guy: shut the hell up!
Hispanic guy: ha! Look at the Corn Baby!
Asian: I will kick your a*s if you ever call me that again!
by Crunkyman March 28, 2011
by Ethan Xxk113r_kingxX April 14, 2017
by pretty_p April 11, 2009
A baby corn is a dick that is so tiny, that it resembles what looks like a baby corn.
It is often used as an insult to people that have had their pictures exposed and in those pictures, their dick is miniscule.
It is often used as an insult to people that have had their pictures exposed and in those pictures, their dick is miniscule.
OMG! Did you hear about Alexander Rowland's dick pics being exposed?
Totes, I saw it myself. It looks like a baby corn
Totes, I saw it myself. It looks like a baby corn
by Johnny Myers Anderson February 03, 2015
a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012
by Eric Kolb January 12, 2008