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The Cormier 

The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"
The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy
The Cormier by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006

liam cormier 

This is the name of the lead singer for the Canadian (Toronto) based band called the "Cancer Bats"

He is a follower of the straight edge way of life and is a really “ RAD” dude

In interviews he is known to be a very friendly person and to always be excited or “stoked” for every show that he does

He is always hanging out before shows and is known for always being open to chat and hang with fans

His favorite past time is driving around on his “ home made bike” that his friends and girl friend made for him

He currently has no home...he lives in a room at a friends house ( this is because he tours with his band constantly)
liam cormier by Sweet Jer November 15, 2010

The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT) 

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...

rob cormier 

pastiest, skinniest white boy with no musical talent whatsoever. hes afraid of girls and probably likes penis. he's cool.
oh my god! is that rob cormier from cautious rob and the speed limits?!
rob cormier by ohhhmy May 22, 2009
A word defining a person who can drink an abnormally large quantity of whiskey.
We're gonna get Cormier'd danight.
Cormier by Frisky Beaver May 23, 2019

valerie cormier 

A hot playboy big-tit babe who has done several nudes (which are jerk off material)
I jerked off watching valerie cormier the other day