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comulate 

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.
sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!
comulate by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

verbal copulation 

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

copulatory imperative 

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.

Corpulate 

The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent
Antoine: Look at the tub of lard.
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!
Corpulate by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008

capulate 

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate
guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof
capulate by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019
copulate with me ela
copulate by jizz August 14, 2003