coolnessness

A measure of magnitude of coolness of an object, person, or situation. Measured in units of coolness.

See also cool, coolness

The coolnessness of a garage of Ferraris cannot be underestimated

by BertieB February 11, 2005

coolnessity

by Mecca August 8, 2003

a level of coolness higher than can be described by the word "cool"

This song is like the definition of coolnessity.

by Pat D. August 6, 2003

Something very fucking badass, or someone derived from a family of "cool" family members.

by Nick V.H. September 14, 2006

coolnessism is a disease someone who is uncontrollably cool has.

his coolnessism makes him the coolest kid in school even thou there is a cornucopia of students attending

by bpob March 10, 2007

an expression. meaning awsome or really neat

Coolnessness! I didn't know they were dating.

by Arielle Levesque September 29, 2007