Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG December 09, 2008

Cookies and cream

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Cookies and cream

When you rally a chick in the ass and get chunks of shit on your dick, you get her to suck it, then you blow it in her mouth.

"i fed this bitch cookies and cream last night"

by Mitch69 November 09, 2008

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Cookies and Cream

Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."

Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.

by ThatApplebeesGuy12345 February 04, 2013

Cookies and Cream

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

Cookie and Cream

Lapping up a thick milky (Vagina Cum) some women ejaculate during cunnilingus.

Her Cookie and Cream was all over His tongue as she Orgasmed, it was a bit thick and salty

by The Exterminator February 19, 2009