Connor McDavid

Essentially what’d happen if you customized a player to have 100% talent and 0% personality

“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”

Connor McDavid by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL. He is the true Jesus of hockey; The best in the game. All opponents bow down to the great Connor McDavid.

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world.

Connor McDavid by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers. He is a transcendent talent in the NHL whose talent is slowly withering away in that hellish place known as Edmonton. McDavid is stuck Edmonton for 6 more years trying to carry a bunch of overpaid scrubs that tyrannical dictator Peter Chiarelli signed to massive extensions(also Leon Draisaitl because he actually panned out) while trying to cope with the insufferable depression of missing the postseason again and again. God allow him to escape the NHL factory of sadness.

Of Connor McDavid goes his entire career without winning a Stanley Cup, we are agreement to ransack Edmonton and burn it to the ground

Connor McDavid by NHL_Hate_Memes February 18, 2019

Connor Mcdavid

he is the best hockey player in the world

Connor Mcdavid scored an amazing goal

Connor Mcdavid by MiniMario June 9, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004