Connipping

Connipping is when you're talking as if you're having a conniption. It's usually used when someone is beyond irate, or seething with rage.

Lara ran over to Bill, and screams at him furiously, and very loudly for no apparent reason.

Jeff: It appears Lara's connipping at Bill again.

by CatsAndKaleidoscopes November 13, 2011

conniving cunt

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007

cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016

conniving

To plot or plan or conspire. Also a back-stabbing person.

I'm conniving a way to get back at my boyfriend for cheating on me.

by gimpygiff March 5, 2008

Conniving Cunt

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.

Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.

by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

conniving bitch

a bitch who connives; one who conspires

Oh em gee! She is such a conniving bitch! I can't believe she made me do that!

by Bontaquesha September 6, 2007

Conniving Skanky Bitch

Plotting behind your back slutty woman

plotting slutty sneaky whore conniving skanky bitch

by Rsamds January 10, 2014