conch shell

A great ass. You put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean.

KJ's ass is like a conch shell, put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean

by CHRHSLC May 26, 2009

conch shell

Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.

Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.

by Zachary G. November 08, 2007

Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 04, 2011

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

conch shell

right after you have sex doggy with a girl, you scream in her ass and hear an echo

yesterday my girlfriends conch shell was so loud, the neighbors heard it

by michael/mclovin November 11, 2007

conch shell shots

taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.

Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.

by Bcorb June 28, 2011

conch shell boost

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"

The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!

by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009