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Coming out of the pantry 

When someone comes out as pansexual.
Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual
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Coming Out of the Pantry 

When a person - gay or straight - comes out as a gainer or encourager. Gainers are sexually attracted to being fat and getting fatter while encouragers are attracted to fat and making someone else fatter. Some people are both! This is essentially coming out about a specific part of one's sexuality.
Did you hear that Seth has began coming out of the pantry? No wonder he's gotten so fat!

Coming out of the pantry 

The lesbian equivalent to coming out of the closet.

When a girl admits shes a lesbian.
Guy-Should i ask Piper out?
Guy#2-Nahhhh man, shes coming out of the pantry tonight.

coming out of the pantry 

When a heterosexual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
When a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. Metro sexual.
"Every one thought Bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry."

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