A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
by that guy January 27, 2005
much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
by RyaChu April 8, 2011
by Popeye June 29, 2015
Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005
The founder of KFC
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
by James Lowe September 22, 2004
A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".
I gave her a Colonel Sanders!
by Col. Evan April 7, 2008
Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.
by Gunny May 15, 2005