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The seller of mass quantities of fried chicken.
Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005
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When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.
The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!
by JustMac December 28, 2005
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much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"
by RyaChu April 08, 2011
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A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" July 25, 2007
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A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!
by that guy January 27, 2005
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The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".
I gave her a Colonel Sanders!
by Col. Evan April 07, 2008
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