The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
by Dylan Lenoir November 29, 2011
by crazycatlady75 April 21, 2009
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
A burger that comes with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.
I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.
by Bobbi Longstockings June 5, 2018
Collarding is the act of getting to know a person romantically, but soon rejecting (and sometimes ejecting) them in gaslighting manner when a new attractive person appears.
The verb is inspired by Love Island's 4th & 8th season competitor Adam Collard.
The verb is inspired by Love Island's 4th & 8th season competitor Adam Collard.
He's promised to ruffle some feathers in the Villa. I can't wait for him to start collarding around.
by Ekinsufan August 5, 2022