The greatest
war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee
weapon. Never in my life have I seen a
Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that
day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That
day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"