A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.
Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!
by Kurt Heuer May 25, 2008
by fyrfyter July 14, 2004
by Mike Thompson 1 November 27, 2008
1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.
2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.
2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.
by The girl down the street December 27, 2005
The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.
by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022
Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks
by The Authority February 14, 2003
by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019