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Chodeblanket 

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

codeblind 

After staring at the same code all day, I started to become codeblind.
codeblind by mdarby April 1, 2009

codeblind 

Though you can write code all day long, it's hard or impossible for you to read code.
I just wrote this damn code yesterday, but because I'm codeblind, I can figure out what I did.
codeblind by rkalajian May 5, 2009

Cockblanket. 

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.
Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.
Cockblanket. by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

Comeblanding

Spanish slang word used to define a carefree and scoundrel lifestyle.

On it's literal meaning, means the act of practising oral sex on male genitalia before erection.
He didn't hesitate before that nutscape pic, he is trully comeblanding.
Comeblanding by Sin S.Krupulers September 28, 2020

Codyblack 

that man codyblack
Codyblack by bjcefdckjdcjk September 7, 2022