cocktwaddler

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.
1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!
by Sire Furious May 18, 2011
Get the cocktwaddler mug.

cocktwaddle

Referring to the wrinkled folds of skin beneath the scrotum that attaches the ball sack to the taint resembling a turkey neck
Don't be a cocktwaddle
by D1v1n3 October 15, 2015
Get the cocktwaddle mug.