Cock Busel 

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.

Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.

Cock Busel by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007

cockbustle 

an area in which there are a larger concentration of cocks than is normal, an above average level of dickage.

or

a type of framework used to support the drapery of the back of a cock-dress (basically part of a cock-veil)

'Brian, you're going to have to ask Melvin, Barrington and Ricardo to leave my house son, one is not feeling the cockbustle we have going on here, there's only so much fanny to go round'

or 'Oh Duncan, that cockbustle arrangement really works on your cock-dress, you're going to be the belle of the cock-ball'

cockbustle by mattiojohn January 9, 2011