Cobalt SS

A cheap economy car that was supposed to be Chevy's answer to the SRT-4, but fell far from the mark. The car has a supercharger that just can't supply the kind of power that the SRT-4 can. Typically people who purchase this car are total Chevy nut jobs who can't face reality, that regardless of what track, drag strip, or rally event you go to, the Cobalt SS will never be as quick as the SRT-4.

Jimmy "Hey man, why can't my Cobalt SS keep up with your SRT-4???"

Allen "Because my SRT-4 has some 30 more horsepower than your Cobalt SS, sucks to be you!!"

by Dale "Dillweed" Earnhard January 6, 2007

cobalt-60

famous underground hacker from the BBS Days.

None, this is a definition. "cobalt-60"

by daft August 18, 2006

cobalt ss/tc

A car that started production in 2008. One of the fastest fwd producion cars in the world, both on the 1/4mile and road courses, even tho it is still underestimated by both the tuner and muscle crowd but it is earning its reputation by winning races. This version of the of the cobalt ss responds VERY well to basic modifications, in some cases gaining 50whp and 100wtq off of a tune alone thanks to the STOCK twinscroll k04 turbo. The main downside to this car is that without a tune anything you do to the car performance wise is a waste of time and money because the ECU will not let you gain any peak hp or tq due to the "learn down" system. Thankfully once you get past the initial down fall of the "learn down" system the car is great, and so is the 2.0L motor that is basically fully built from factory and proven to be able to hold up to 550hp stock.

yo did you see that cobalt at the track he ran 12.6 @ 114 on street tires, i thought he had a ton of money under the hood but when i talked to him and he said all he had done was a tune, downpipe, and a drop in air filter... i NEED to get a cobalt ss/tc right now

by Widowedeight October 15, 2009

yellow cobalt code

It is code to wave to other fellow yellow cobalt drivers.

*yellow cobalt drives by you*
"dude its yellow cobalt code to wave"
*waves*

by hyppopotamis November 30, 2010

cobaltic

a solid dust flavor?

cum is a bitter, metallic and kinda cobaltic flavor

by imakeweirddefinitions February 13, 2023

Cobalt-60

Cobalt-60 is a scary isotope that says "Drop and Run" on it.

hmmm what's this weird rod thing
SHIT FUCK IT'S COBALT-60 AAAAAAAAA *yeet*

by alurem May 3, 2022

Cobalte

An interesting and pog advisor for GIU; a player of League of Legends. A god gamer, if you will.
Also known as, Baltsy, Balts, Baltsy-chan, Coby, Coba, Blue, or occasionally, chai.

Hey, she's got a lot of nicknames. She must be Cobalte.

by Cobalte July 16, 2021