An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael April 21, 2011
by Realwildcat May 29, 2023
Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.
The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.
"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."
by Honk on YT November 9, 2020
by Bsndj October 21, 2019
This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 3, 2020