Noun. A drunken female, screeching and cackling along the street with high heels scraping the pavement. Best spotted at the point of emerging a pub or club with other like-minded females. Strangely attractive to drunk males. Painfully repellant to any sober persons.
What is that god-awful noise? Oh, its just a clopper.
by AntonyB August 28, 2006
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One who humps My Little Pony plushies
Clopper: I’ll be in my room bumping innocent ponies.
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by Trisha1 August 26, 2019
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