Clock Block

When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.

I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.

by redcard101 February 08, 2012

Clock Block

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.

"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."

by QFswagger January 09, 2012

Clock Block

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.

It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.

by DJ Walt April 23, 2009

Clock Block

when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints

Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes

by DGarrett February 15, 2010

Clock Block

The action of avoiding to look at a clock while working hoping that time will go by faster.

employee1: man work totally sucked today because we had to work 10 hours.
employee2: nah man i totally clocked blocked all day and it flew by.
employee1:damn clock blocker -_-'

by Sab0o January 12, 2011

Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.

Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."

by S'morgasm January 25, 2011

Clock Block

When an obstacle or another person is obstructing your view to where you can't tell what time it is.

Will is standing in front of the wall clock, man he is such a Clock Block.

Ben stole my watch, what a Clock Block.

by DeathofMay October 14, 2010