cling ons 

bits of shit stuck to ya arse crack.
Wat skanky peeps get who dont wash.
You no who u are

Tramp. 'Oooooooooh bloody hell i need to clean me arse these cling ons are killing me.'

cling ons by Zac1234 January 5, 2009

cling ons 

one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.

look out! here come the cling ons! there so fucking annoying, they were cool when they were single!

cling ons by Jamiest August 19, 2009

Cling-Ons 

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

Cling-Ons by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

Cling-ons 

Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}

An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.

As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.

Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.

Cling-ons by CraigUnderscore February 8, 2009

Cling-ons 

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2
3. backdoor boogers

"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

Cling-ons by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 14, 2005

cling-ons 

meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor

if you sell drugs you'll catch a clingon evenyually

cling-ons by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

cling-ons 

toilet paper that gets stuck up ur ass even after u wipe

o man them cling-ons r startin to make me scratch my ass!

cling-ons by sumbody u dnt no August 27, 2003