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Cleveland Waffle 

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.
Cleveland Waffle by BadManGabe September 14, 2019

Cleveland Hot Waffle 

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.
The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.
Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013

cleveland hot waffle 

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle
Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.

Cleveland hot waffle 

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket
The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

Cleveland Wafflestomp 

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp
Cleveland Wafflestomp by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Cleavland hot waffle 

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.
Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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