cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.

I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.

by Elywin May 22, 2016

Cleveland Waffle

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked

My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.

by BadManGabe September 15, 2019

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 July 12, 2013

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle

Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.

by BMTH_1234 March 29, 2016

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019