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The plural of "Cletus", based on the character "Cletus, The Slack-Jawed Yokel" in "The Simpsons". A "Cletus" is an un-educated, backwoods, redneck with a southern accent. It uses the Latin-based plural-form, of course.
"There were so many fucking, retarded "cleti" at Wal-Mart today, you couldn't walk down the aisle!"

by Snud July 10, 2008
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A man who has a fettish for slosh that farm animals eat. Sometimes it's used as a biblical refrence to a rogue dog that roams the streets in search of garbage. Can be used as a vulgar comment to describe someone as trashy.
by Twan parkis May 06, 2006
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