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Clayton Bigsby 

A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
Clayton Bigsby by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
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Clayton Bigsby 

Black white-supremesis from Chappelle's Show. Author of the books Dump Truck, Nigger Stain, I Smell Nigger, and Nigger Book.
Clayton Bigsby: "He said look here nigger. That there's My Girl. Anyone gon have sex with my sister it's gonna be ME!"

Clayton: "Sir! I am going to make this Very Clear. I am in no Way, Shape, or Form involved in Any Niggerdom!"

Clayton Bennett 

A Businessman from Oklahoma City, head of group that owns the Seattle Supersonics who is widely despised for his underhanded (yet obvious) tactics of purchasing the Seattle Supersonics for the sole purpose of moving the team from its home for the last forty years to one of the smallest markets in the country with a stadium that is no better than the one he is using as his excuse to move the team. He is also proof that having money and friends in high places can get you anything you want.
What's that smell? Oh yuk! I just got some Clayton Bennett on my shoe!
Clayton Bennett by bizzieb November 28, 2007

Clayton Bigsby 

Blind, Black-White supremacists, who all his life was told he was white. has made appearances on "Chappelle's Show".
Clayton Bigsby is gonna give a speech tonight about all the damn nigras, jews, homosexuals, mexicans, arabs, and all kinds of different chinks turning us good god fear'n white folks into a minority
Clayton Bigsby by Moo3y May 4, 2005

clayton bigsbie 

the black white supremicist on chappelle's show.

This is the funniest sketch ever on tv.
"Sir, my message is simple. Niggers, Jews, Homosexuals, mexicans, a-rabs, and all different sorts of chinks stink! and i hate 'em."
clayton bigsbie by Chris A. December 28, 2004

clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.
Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!
clayton beers by Sandynutz January 5, 2019

Brandon Clayton 

A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .
Oh no your going to become a Brandon Clayton
Brandon Clayton by Gregster January 26, 2019