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Claude Speed

The name of the character in Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the main protagonist of each game, and is a badass. That is why he is the best character in any game. He is a mute motherfucker who wears a badass black leather jacket, green cargo pants, and blue and white badass kicks. He owns any fucker who gets in his way. And if you are even compared to him, you are the ultimate badass.
That nigga blew up that building, just like Claude Speed. What a badass.
Claude Speed by Scottendo June 17, 2006

claude-strophobia 

The fear of Claude Faustus. He is pretty scary, if ya ask me.
Everyone knew she had Claude-strophobia yet they still sent her to the spider demons layer.

Claude Speed

Claude Speed killed the triads in a mrwhoopee.
Claude Speed by Steel Jones April 18, 2018

Sweet Claude 

One who is goofy and generally just acts like a goon
Sweet Claude by Swwets December 17, 2008

Santa Claude 

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.
Santa Claude by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010