Regular guy: hey cock
Clash of clan player: I'm not
Regular guy: hhahhahaha got you fucksasss
Clash of clans
Clash of clan player: I'm not
Regular guy: hhahhahaha got you fucksasss
Clash of clans
by PvEnjoyerture December 01, 2021
A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name
Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
by MittensUB May 08, 2022
by HippeuxClasher January 11, 2022
The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)
Me: I love you
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
by Yourtinderdate May 07, 2020
by Ben... Ben dover April 25, 2022
by FreezyyIsColdd May 11, 2021
A super fun game of building and attacking. There is a town hall which is the heart of your village. You train troops, build defenses, upgrade resource buildings, and you have fun. You can also attack(which is like half the game).
by Spyder68 April 27, 2016