Clarinet Gang

A group of people in a band who play Clarinet. They can have many mottos but the most popular is "Squidward is love Squidward is life"

Did you hear the clarinet gang's motto

by Boardgamemaster10 May 10, 2022

Bass Clarinet

Awsome saxophone looking instrument. Way beter than regular clarinet because of low Eflat

Bass clarinet is pimp

by ut713 December 10, 2006

devils clarinet

another name for your cock

Mike - "hey tom what did you do today?"

Tom - "O i played the devils clarinet"


Mike -"sick bastard!"

by Esantana89 October 4, 2007

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

clarinet mafia

the best group that you'd wanna be in..

yes we r clarinet mafia

by yesohyesohno September 9, 2020

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010