Clarence Thomas 

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

Clarence Thomas by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

Clarence Thomas 

verb -- to place a pubic hair on a beverage container -- usualy done as a prank. Named after the United States Supreme Court Justice who allegedly held up a can of Coke and asked "who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?" to the woman (Anita Hill) he supervised and was harrassing sexually.

Bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but I got him back by Clarence Thomasing his Dr. Pepper at lunch.

Clarence Thomas by sguire June 8, 2013

Clarence Thomas 

The type of person that the left hates the most- A black conservative!

Clarence Thomas is a model American citizen, patriot and Supreme Court Justice. With all that in mind, its no wonder the left has spent 3 decades trying to destroy him!

Clarence Thomas by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023

Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

Thomas, Clarence by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

clarence thomased 

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

clarence thomased by cdrosa August 3, 2006