A Claire is a very sweet kind girl who will slap you In the face with a cheese cracker. One night you will be at a sleepover with her and you will scream at her to wake up just to tell her that her head feels squishy. Yes although it does sound ruff she is a very loving and kind of respectful person. She also has kind of good manners. If you want a hysterical friend I would find you a Claire.
by Rascal February 24, 2019
Any mid-20s hook nosed blonde girl that does not understand how to interact with males IRL, so she resorts to childish behavior to gain attention.
Darrell: I was just at Pin’s and the Claire in the next lane threw her drink on me!
Don: That girl just marked you with alcohol, she must like you.
Darrell: YES! She will not be the only one all wet tonight.
Don: That girl just marked you with alcohol, she must like you.
Darrell: YES! She will not be the only one all wet tonight.
by Slack Master April 1, 2023
Claire is a gymnast, who loves eating seaweed. Claire is often someone with thin hair, and a sensitive yet bubbly personality. And although Claire is sensitive, she can be very mean. She sticks on the side of the person who likes be rude to people, but she’s not popular nor is her friend. So if you meet a Claire, watch out! Because she’s not much like her appearance....
by urboichungus March 28, 2019
by Kingkiller000 January 18, 2020
Claire is a evil little fucker who should go fuck herself. She will be the bitchyest person you ever meet and you will regret the day you met.
Claire is a bitch.
by I like unicorns June 2, 2017
"Remember kids, all violence is bad and Republicans are fascist pigs who deserve to be executed!"
"Shut up Claire"
"Shut up Claire"
by TheTactician22 June 1, 2020
by Tayla Hutchinson August 2, 2007