salford city academy, sometimes referred to as salford shitty academy is a
shit school in the best estate in the world in salford, england. this school consists of cocky year 7s acting
hard and telling staff to suck their mums, the chavs smoking weed and selling £1 b&h cigs outside the shop, all the year 8, 9 and 10
girls with their shitty fake designer bags looking like a walking talking wotsit and the wannabe roadmen that would definitely rob you for a five bag of weed. however, if you go here their is some real
g's and sound kids. this school cares more about you bringing your planner and reading book to school then kids mental health and you
will most likely have a teacher put you in isolation if you do anything
wrong. they also care way too much about the uniform. white socks? isolation. black skirts? isolation. skinny pants? isolation.
the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you
will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr
prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.
in conclusion, don't come here. it's
shit and you
will most likely end up
depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.
big up gorgeous paul
