Chuger

A very small variety of turtle, either 1 or 2 milimeters tall. They live in groups of 5 called chiggers and are always boucing up and down. They all wear flannel shirts, only, and never take them off. They never grow, are born 5 at a time, and they never die. They are everywhere, literally. The first chuger is named Madarto and he is like the Indian Jesus of chugers. They are scared of boxes. They originated in Frederick, MD underneath the scoreboard. There is now a very concentrated population in Lock Haven, PA. They like to hide and all they eat is potatoes. They are good at backflips.

Chugers wear flannel shirts to protect them from wind, rain, snow, and boxes. Especially turtle boxes, chicken boxes, and chicken-in-a-coup boxes.

by chicken-in-a-coup box April 13, 2009

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This is a small mammal called Chubo who mains Veigar (Luden's Tempest first item). He can't help himself but calling african-american people the n-word.

Jamal: "Oh hey Chubo, how is the family?"
Chubo: "Imma say it, don't make me say it (I am a chuger btw)"

by rajrajraj69420 March 22, 2022

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When your friend is sus, and police hate him.

Me: You are acting really sus.
Friend: The police do not like me.
Me: Shut your whore face you Chuger.

by Carl Shomallamadingdong August 31, 2022

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Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.

Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

by drp5 March 12, 2011

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