1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.
I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.


Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son
by Chuck E Cheese Owner November 21, 2009
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The worst place on Earth!! The pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. While you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. When you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. By the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! If you are going to Chuck E. Cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!
Random Dude: Sup Man? Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese with me tonite?

Me: No way!! I actually have a life and I don't want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!

Random Dude: Oh okay!! Your loss!!

Me: Not really....
by Toadyyy March 23, 2010
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Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!
Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert

Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.
by TINKERBELL98 June 24, 2010
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I pizza/entertainment chain that features a arcade and usually a animatronic band. You can get pizza along with other dishes. It was established in 1977 by the maker of Atari and is still in business to this day. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck E. Cheese's is not filled with pedophiles. The prizes are pretty shitty though.
Person 1: Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese's?
Person 2: Sure
by GoatDestroyer138 October 25, 2015
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an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids
Chuck E. Cheese should be flagged for hosting pedophiles who just love to perform pedophile pinatas on little fat fucks called kids that just love to nuzzle it up down you-know-where
by cockslap#1bitches September 07, 2014
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A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.
At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.
by yomama0 January 29, 2014
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Verb. The act of intentionally giving another person an STD.
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just Chuck E. Cheesed Renee."

Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"

Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."
by bgwrestler January 06, 2009
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