Portside Christian College

A place full of normies and wannabe gangsters or "rappers" who listen to and enjoy mumble rap such as Lil Pump or 6ix9ine and spend their weekends asking people to meet them somewhere on their Instagram or Snapchat stories.
Me: This girl said she's at West Lakes on her story. Wanna hang out with her?
Mate: On her Snapchat story? She must go to Portside Christian College.

Random guy: ESKETIT! Lil Pump is the best.
Me: You must go to Portside Christian College since you lack any understanding of good music genres.
by TheWisestOfThemAll October 22, 2018
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Annandale Christian College

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...
That school is such an Annandale Christian College.
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annandale christian college

A term used to define a person, group of people, or a company, in a manner which shows them as dumb, useless, unethical, biased, stupid or unintellectual.
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Pensacola Christian College

An unaccredited college in Pensacola, Florida run by fascists. If you're caught wearing earbuds or talking to a member of the opposite sex without adult supervision, you will be sent to the disciplinary committee.
Shortly after the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, a Pensacola Christian College student was seen saluting a Confederate statue.
by Reinhard0 May 18, 2018
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Groves Christian College

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.
- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"
by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020
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Mamre Christian College

mamre christian college is a gay school with no extra curricular activities. It has only 20 or less people per grade and where everyone acts the same and have no imagination or enthusiasm to actually have some real fun. If you are the least bit different then everyone else, you are made to feel like an outsider by the students AND the staff. The school crushes your very spirit and yet they claim to be CHRISTIAN.
A conversation with between a student of Mamre Christian College and a student from another school.

Mamre student: OMG, my school is like sooo cool. I go to mamrAY.

Other school student: What makes your school so cool?

Mamre student: Um..................we have hot chicks.

Other school student: Yeah, every school does. What else makes it so cool.

Mamre student: Were just cool ok. Look at my friends for instance.

*Mamre student points to a bunch of sluts and wogs*

Other school student: What extra curricuala activities does your school have.

Mamre student: Um...................SCHOOL CAMP

Other school student: Thats it. You don't have anything else. What do you guys do for fun.

Mamre student: Our whole grade palys HANDBALL, in the morning, at recess, lunch AND while we are waiting for the bus, cause it is like teh cool.

Other school student: I can't beleive you guys still play that, I though you were in highschool.

Mamre student: Doesn't every else act like us?

Other school student: No, we actually do other stuff and we all arn't clones like you guys.

Mamre student: You soo wish you were us.

*the other school student walks away and jokes with his/her school friends about how mamre people are stupid, boring, narrowmind, wannabees*
by n/ab December 25, 2008
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