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A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. Most are kind and polite, but some are complete snobs about it. The latter gets extremely offended when someone has a difference of opinion religiously, but still go around saying everybody else is wrong and that they are going to hell for not having faith. Especially aggressive towards Atheists.
Atheist: I don't believe in God.
Christian 1: I do. That's cool, though.
Christian 2: You're an atheist? FUCK YOU! You're going to hell! Christians have to rule the world!!!11 We should kill all Atheists!!!!1!!
by Daourei October 07, 2008
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A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.
Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone.

My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.

Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.
by Jesus Izza Myth October 13, 2009
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A person who follows the christian religion. see fundie.
The christians blocked all but a small portion of the street on sunday morning, meaning we had to drive an extra block and a half to get where we were going.
by anti-god34 December 14, 2010
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a group of brain-washed people who worship jesus christ, and spread their propaganda of beliefs through media of all sorts, including television (jesus channels), radio;music (jesus rock, gospel, ect.), books (the bible), ect, and say that if you don't agree with their beliefs, you will go to hell.
"Hey Bill."
"Yeah Jim?"
"Lets watch that awesome gameshow, Praise the Lord, on the Jesus Channel."
"Excellent idea...those crazy Christians..."
by bob89 June 18, 2005
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Someone who follows Christianity. Christianity is a very dangerous ancient religions cult that believes that an invisible fairy man who lives in the sky created everything. They are know for killing anyone that tries to reason with them and tell them they are batshit crazy. See George Bush.
I sure hope the rapture comes soon; I want that Christian's Porsche 911 SC.

Help! Christians are stealing my country!

Christian? No, I have a brain.
by ArtieLange'sRottenLiver November 08, 2007
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Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.
I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...
by not found [Error 404] May 19, 2007
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Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?

Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian

Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 14, 2007
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