Christian is the most beautiful girl name anyone could have. She is a smart intelligent being who loves making friends and having a good time. She's often a duo with a lexy or serena.
Dude christian is so cool. I wish i was her!
Did y'all see christian and lexy at the party the other night?! It was lit!
Did y'all see christian and lexy at the party the other night?! It was lit!
by i don't know123 December 20, 2016
by Gavin the Mann March 17, 2019
by Ow0 Ducky October 29, 2019
A person who hates everyone and everything in the world. the only thing he loves is his PS3 and overwatch. Usually tall with brown hair. Has a group of five friends that he swears he likes but he hates them too. Christian will always make you laugh but make you cry too. This bitch will always get on your nerves. Overly obsessive about hygiene. Owns like every cleanser and face mask ever.
by Gabushi August 13, 2017
A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.
They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
by Kend0 June 7, 2010
Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?
Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian
Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!
Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian
Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!
Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 14, 2007
A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.
They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.
The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.
The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
by Shader95 November 3, 2010