verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
by aigle March 15, 2020
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Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.
“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”

“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”

“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”

”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”

”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”

”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”

”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
by Xaonus November 19, 2020
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A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
by Dr. Krabs September 3, 2009
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(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
by SMLB February 13, 2009
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