Chris Day

The sort of bloke who ditches his mates for a girl he barley knows. A sellout and a person who lies about their embarrassing past. Rather boring and easily embarrassed.

You are being a right Chris Day, can't believe your going out with that girl you met yesterday instead of going to the football today.

Chris Day by Nutty John November 10, 2013

National dick down Chris day 

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

National dick down Chris day by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

National Dirty Chris Day 

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

National Dirty Chris Day by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day 

a day to hate chris

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day by tismicchildren November 1, 2019

National Chris Day 

On December 9th ,you have to celebrate any loved ones named Chris. It doesn't matter whether it’s your bestfriend, boyfriend, or family member ! Anyone named Chris deserves some extra love this day..

Yo, what day is it today?
- It's National Chris Day, bitch!

National Chris Day by mdeinhvn December 8, 2021

National Fuck Chris Day 

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

National Fuck Chris Day by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

10th June - International Asia loves Chris day 

Is well known that 10th June is the International Asia loves Chris day, where she demonstrates her love for him.

Oh, sweetie. Today is 10th June - International Asia loves Chris day. Im gonna prepare you some pierogis!

10th June - International Asia loves Chris day by Sirhc1995 June 9, 2020