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The world's biggest piece of shit. A cheating, lying, disgusting excuse for a man. Chris will constantly cry to his girlfriends to make them feel guilty. He will pretend that he feels he's worthless and ugly, but behind your back he will sext and flirt with 200 other girls. Also, he convinces people that his exes were crazy, when in reality he most likely has borderline personality disorder. If you ever have the chance to with this mop haired, skinny boy, say no. He will just try to fuck you up the butt.
"Oooh girl, your boyfriend is definitely a Chris. Dump him."

"Look at that Chris over there, he thinks he can get all of the ladies."

Person 1: "That guy seems like a Chris to me."
Person 2: "No way that guy is gay."
by Your worst nightmare xoxo September 21, 2013
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Chris is the sweetest thing to walk the earth. Hes gorgeous, he melts your heart with everything he says and no matter what, you cant be mad at him. He makes everything better and is someone you can always turn to and is easy to talk to. You can always trust a Chris with anything. Chris's are really good at basket ball and love to skateboard on their free time. They like to be around people and your very lucky if you have one in your life. Chris's are tall, have dark hair, brown eyes, and joke around alot. They are adorable and will mean the world to you. Once you meet one, they'll never be off your mind. Their texts will make you smile for hours, and they are all around perfect. There's really no words to describe a Chris other than someone very special in your life.
That boy is perfect.

No, that boy is Chris: <3
by the real BAM November 24, 2012
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Chris's are the best guy friend a girl can have. They are sweet, kind, sincere, funny, and smart. You can talk to them hours on end and never run out of anything they say. They may be unsure of their intelligence at first, but with a little encouragement they know they can be successful. They are always honest with you and very loyal. Everyone needs to have a Chris or Christopher in there life :)
Girl A: "Did you see that guy over there? He is the sweetest guy ever!"

Girl B: "Yeah I did and I know he is my friend Chris, you should get to know him he is an amazing person!"
by dancer98 February 07, 2011
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The most amazing guy ever, who spends his life trying to have fun and keep his girlfriend happy. He is wanted by every girl around him, but he will never be unfaithful to his girlfriend. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and if you do meet one, you want to keep him close.
girl 1: "He is such a sweet guy."
girl 2: "Yeah, he's a real Chris."
by Kiley1208 November 05, 2011
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The only guy in the world i have ever felt this way about. It's true love and he is amazing. He is the sweetest guy i have ever met and i couldnt ask for a better guy in my life. He is adorable and has the most amazing curly hair. Anyone that would ever pass up a guy like this is insanely crazy. He makes me laugh more than anyone else in the entire world and i can spend hours just talking to him and never running out of things to say. He is beautiful on the inside and out and if you ever have a Chris losing it would be the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone. He has this power to make any girl that he gives time to feel like you really mean something to someone and its the best feeling ever imagined. I love you Chris <3
See the guy over there, he is amazing and mine.....Thats my Chris get your own bitches...!!!
by StimpylovesRen March 03, 2011
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the name for the most absolutely perfect man in the entire world,he makes you want to spend the rest of ur life with him every time he speaks to you and he makes the stupidest things hillarious,usually comes with a super sexxy tanned body,a hot aussie accent,beautiful blue eyes,perfect lips, a GIGANTIC COCK and a cute lisp to top it all off,tends to have great jobs like scientist or kangaroo racer and will soon be married more than likely,if you find a chris,NEVER LET HIM GO
i love chris,he is absolutely pefect,im gonna marry him,i swear
by sammyluvsaussieboy July 20, 2012
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(n) A Chris is someone who is so amazing, mere mortals tremble in his very presence. Chris can move mountains and cause lightning storms, he can control the minds of the weak and he sees all.
Not somebody you want to have on your bad side, and if he is your friend, you're set for life.
aka a God

(adj) something that is amazing or indescribable with words.

Kid: "Dude that concert last night was Chris."
Kid 1: "Dude did you see that? That kid did a quintuple back flip with a 3 foot jump! That's impossible!"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, thats Chris."

Kid 3: "Ah, that explains it.
by Raisinbagel April 09, 2009
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