Chris' Ass

a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself.

Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"

by assfanatic93kmiec November 09, 2011

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

by d115 February 17, 2009

Chris Brown Dat Ass

When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.

Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass

by JinkleTinkle February 25, 2009

Chris Brown your ass

when you feel you need to beat a woman

if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!

by spydermann01 May 01, 2009

Chris Brown yo ass

Beat your ass, he beat Rhianna so he's a woman beater.

Come over here or I'll Chris Brown yo ass HOE!

by Ally Cat <3 March 29, 2016

Chris Brown yo ass

To beat the ever living shit out of a special lady pal.

"Im gonna chris brown yo ass!!"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"

by dirtymikeandthegangyeehaw March 19, 2016

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023