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Chocolate rocket 

The erected phallus of any black male whose genitalia are of an acceptable size or larger.
Justin: Did you get all up on that chocolate rocket last night?
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.
Chocolate rocket by Lexac3000 May 26, 2009

Chocolate Rocket 

An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.
Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!

Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
Chocolate Rocket by WHBS June 6, 2010

Chocolate Rocket 

When someone gives a male a blow job, covered with his/her ( the person who is blowing) shit from previous anal sex.
Kim don't make me give you a chocolate rocket !
Chocolate Rocket by T- Money June 23, 2003

Chocolate Rocket Sauce 

The stuff (be it juice, bbq sauce or ejaculate) that comes out of the end of a penis belonging to a black dude.
OR
Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
OR
An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.
Hey April, move your head to the side a little, here comes my chocolate Rocket Sauce!
Chocolate Rocket Sauce by Mr. Crud January 4, 2009

Chocolate snot rocket 

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.
While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.
Chocolate snot rocket by jc1718 December 26, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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