by Gageimusprime January 03, 2008
Get the Chocolate Vampiremug. 1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019
Get the Chocolate Vampiremug. Guy 1: Hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
by stevey21597 April 07, 2011
Get the Chocolate Vampiremug. When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
by xitalent March 17, 2022
Get the Chocolate Vampiremug.