Chocolate Vampire
Chocolate Vampire by Gageimusprime January 3, 2008
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Chocolate Vampire
1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
Chocolate Vampire by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019
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Chocolate Vampire
Guy 1: Hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
Chocolate Vampire by stevey21597 April 7, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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