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Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
by Dangerstache October 06, 2009
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When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.
Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.
by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017
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