chocolate hostage 

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

chocolate hostage by MJ January 1, 2005

chocolate hostage 

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

chocolate hostage by Nick May 4, 2004

chocolate hostage 

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

chocolate hostage by Gav P December 28, 2005

Chocolate Hostage 

Another term for Poo

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"

Chocolate Hostage by Beefburglar June 11, 2004

chocolate hostage 

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

chocolate hostage by jimbo March 9, 2003

chocolate hostage 

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

chocolate hostage by Rotormitch January 15, 2008

Chocolate Hostage 

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

Chocolate Hostage by Northerner April 26, 2004