chocolate box

Anal orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.

After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.

by Psychobenzaprine August 19, 2007

chocolate box

A person (male or female) who is not only good-looking, but charming as well.

Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.

by chocolate box May 2, 2006

chocolate box

a five-some with four black men and one white woman in the middle.

"did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!"
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."

by dabes October 16, 2012

Chocolate box

Refers to the anus/asshole in Southern African slang.

“Kooteng o ja chocolate box wena”
“You most probably eat ass(mostly referring to the anus rather than the cheeks)”

by Dafaq? December 20, 2025

chocolate box raider

1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out

2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole

"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o

"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"

by takeajake69 January 13, 2009

chocolate box raider

Someone who raids chocolate boxes. ie. someone who likes to pack fudge fudge packer, punch donut-holes, or who is otherwise a leatherclad tail-gunner.

What out Jimmy, here comes uncle chocolate box raider, wanna play trains and tunnels?

by jimmy the peach July 21, 2006

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018