choccy finger

when you shove you finger up your arse and wave it under your friend's nose while he is asleep

Ben Wallington got choccy fingered last night.

by Harry Wallington March 19, 2004

Choccy dodger

when a white person avoids sexual contact with black people.

Black Man 1: wanna have sex? Once you go black you never go back.

Woman 1: Im a choccy dodger so no.

Black Man 1: your language is offensive.

by jimmythehat1234 June 15, 2011

Choccy Milk

Milk from a chocolate cow also known as a choccita

what do choccy milk and strawbee milk have in common?
They both taste good.
Except for strawbee milk.
#IChooseChoccy

by #IChooseChoccy January 6, 2017

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

Choccy Milk

A term proud cuckold fathers use around their kids meaning Tyrone's Sweet and Salty BBC!

Respectful Father of the Year: Hey Tyrone! Can you please give my son your delectable, potent Choccy Milk!

Son who loves Choccy Milk: Nooooo! I don't want it, I DON'T WANT IT!!!

Strong African Bull: Right after I fuck your wife and play on your Nintendo Switch first.

by wwasddddda January 31, 2022

Choccy Starfish

The anus... because of it's resemblance to a starfish made of chocolate. It is used more commonly in UK English than in American English.

Oi, Nigel is a bastard, I'll not be seeing him again. He tried to have a go at me Choccy Starfish.

by wyldesage March 1, 2012

choccy cilk

it's cilk, but with chocolate!
10 times the chocolate and cum flavor!

cinna: ok cilk is fucking boring
splashy: ok then add chocolate
cinna: choccy cilk?
splashy: yes.

by atyzin April 15, 2021