A small person who hasn't grown since middle school and is at least under 5 feet. Being a chipmunk is often caused by genetics or exposure to random barrels of toxic waste. They are often dangerous and sweet at the same time.
by the evil dead hahahaha December 11, 2008
'Chipmunk' - Most girls you see with a decent looking guy, although they may be attractive they look very chipmunk/ferrit like. Not only this but these girls tend to be very fake.....and usually end up being psycho stalking ex girlfriends.
''My friend 'the sleaze' is really into this guy DM, but his Chipmunk is on the scene'' ...... ''Wait, isn't that the Chipmunk who started a fight in that club last weekend?'' .......''Yeah....psycho Chipmunk!''
by 3 Witches of Eastwick November 10, 2009
Usually referred to as a funny looking little beaver. They tend to overly use phrases like "sketch", and "sketchy" frequently. Can be found at your local party but reside in the heart of Simi Valley. Just recently they have been pronounced to swim after working all summer with kids, but enjoy such activities like shopping, painting their nails, and meeting cute boys. If ever come into an encounter with one of these creatures don't be alarmed by their heavy congested accent, they've gradually began to sound that way due to their low immune system.
No! She's a chipmunk!
by TurtleSwagg143<3 January 24, 2011
by jokerbatmanthebomb211738 June 28, 2018
Fred got wasted and chipmunked on the subway last night, then let it out all over some old bitch, it was fuckin disgusting.
by Bill Paxton, the 2nd February 10, 2009
The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.
by MonkChipper November 10, 2012