My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!
by majam March 31, 2012
A variation of the chili dog. As most people know, the chili dog is when the man shits on the women's chest and then titty fucks her. The dick of course is the hotdog, the tits are the buns and the shit is the chili. The cheese is added when an unwashed and uncircumcized man is doing the fucking. His dick cheese, or schmegma, provides the perfect topping.
"I haven't washed by dick in days. There is so much cheese down there I think me and the missus will have a chili cheese dog tonight."
by The Fresh Prinz March 26, 2009
Girl place hot dog bun around your penis. Then she puts chili and cheese on it. Then she eats eats it like a chili chess dog.
by Jake gadon March 19, 2011
When getting road head and you go over a bump and she gags on ur cock and she throws up and continues to suck your dick
by Lemk Cousins August 04, 2008
by Johnny5s April 30, 2008
A Homosexual Position that occurs during threesomes one gentlemen bends over while another gentlemen lays down his penis on top of the other gentlemen's anus and the third gentlemen pours hot chili all over the second gentlemen's erected penis then licks it off.
Brad just bought some chili for tonight who is going to be the hotdog this time because i really want a good Chili Cheese Dog tonight!
by OD3N March 21, 2011
Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 10, 2007