Chili's Date 

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

Chili's Date by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010

Chile Surprise 

When you walk into the women's restroom to a stall and find urine or poop with period blood in the toilet unflushed.

Person #1: Ewww! Theres a Chile Surprise in this stall!

Person #2:Hey, she walked into a chile surprise! Haha.

Person #3: Its always funny when it happens to someone else.

Chile Surprise by smokinredhead July 8, 2010

welcome to chili's 

When you are all alone and bored so you just look in the mirror and be like welcome to chili's. On rare occasions it is used by the chili's staff to welcome.

*Saturday night all alone*

To myself out loud "WELCOME TO CHILI'S"

welcome to chili's by Yosniel January 9, 2018

No Child's Behind Left 

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

No Child's Behind Left by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

Child's Play 

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.

" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."

Child's Play by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.

- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

Childe's semen demon by kagehara June 22, 2023

Child’s lock 

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

Child’s lock by Type1boi May 25, 2019