Chicken beat

When you try and type f_____g beat because you’re tired but Spellcheck turns it into ducken beat. After a while you start substituting chicken for ducken.

Sorry. I can’t make it. I’m chicken beat.

Chicken beat by LocalDan33 October 8, 2021

beat the chicken 

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

beat the chicken by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

Beat you into a bucket of chicken 

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

Beat you into a bucket of chicken by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

Chicken-Beating Marathon 

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

Chicken-Beating Marathon by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

Chicken Beater

It is another word for a mans forearm, often used in relation to the size. When one is beating a chicken on the head, one makes the same movement as if one is masturbating (known now as Chicken Beating). And when one masturbates a lot, one has a large forearm.

Dave: "Bloody 'ell mate. Can tell you've been single for quite a while. Check out the size of your chicken beater!"
Bill: "I know man. Too much time on my hands. I've been cracking one out at least 3 times a day just to pass the time."

Chicken Beater by joe23002 December 26, 2011

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

Chicken Beater by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008