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three legged chicken dance 

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
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rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken 

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

4 legged chicken 

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

Chicken Legger 

A person or persons that pull the scrotum above the shaft when performing oral sex as to make it appear that they are sucking on the bottom of a drumstick.

See also. chicken leg.
"That dang Chicken Legger wrenched the shit out of my sack last night."
Chicken Legger by bozak prez July 28, 2009